Stop Telling Jokes

I MIGHT ACT SERIOUS

If God would stop telling jokes
I might act
serious.

~ Tukaram ~

(Love Poems From God: Twelve Sacred Voices
from the East and West by Daniel Ladinsky)

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The Engineer Again?

This must be the engineer. He is at it again...

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work.

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Men = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Men-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Men who don't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Women = Donkey + spend
Women - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Women who don't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend

So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!

And women spend not to let men become donkey!

So, We have:

 Men+Women = Donkey+earn money + Donkey+Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2,

we can conclude

Men + Women = 
Two Donkeys that live happily together!

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Ok.... Woman As Explained by Engineers

Elderly Woes

We are growing old, all of us, aren't we?

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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit the baby afterward."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he cries?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM.

O.K.!!!?????"