Friday, December 31, 2010

Penutup & Pembuka....

(سورة الحديد   Al-Hadid, Surah 57, Ayat 3)
Dia Yang Pertama dan Yang Akhir, Yang Lahir dan Yang Batin; Dia mengetahui segala sesuatu.

(سورة الحديد   Al-Hadid, Chapter #57, Verse #3)
He is the First and the Last, the Evident and the Immanent: and He has full knowledge of all things.

This middle way belongs to the realm of the finite,
for that finite has a beginning and an end.
A beginning and end are necessary
to conceive of the middle point.

As the Infinite doesn't have limits,
how can you apply a mean to it?

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I Seek That..

Another from....

beyond the world

A PATHLESS PATH – Readings Leading to AWAKENING & Inner Freedom

I seek that (Posted on 28 October 2010)

I seek that
I do not try to understand you
for it is impossible
I seek to understand
that I can never understand you
and that brings me to my own peace. 

I seek that
I do not try to remove your loneliness
for that is impossible
I seek to recognize
why I am so afraid to know you are lonely
and that brings me to my own truth. 

I seek that
I do not try to entertain your seeking for approval
for that is impossible
I seek to investigate
why I play the rescuer role to feed your addiction
and that brings me to see my own shortcomings. 

I seek that
I do not try to heal your abandonment dis-ease
for that is impossible
I seek to know
why I cannot stand seeing you being abandoned
and that brings me to my own understanding. 

For you are merely mirroring my reaction
and in that
I respond with
for my own sake and also for you. 

By saving you I am not saving you
By not saving you I am saving you.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Bringing A Smile...

Thanks to

Attention Please!

Please Check The Manual

Being Hazardous To The Rest

Smokers Take Note!

Which Balls?

Brain Drain Anyone?

Where Everything is Fast and Furious

Insane is Sane

The Long Wait, The Right Message

Welcome to.....?


Nice Sign for the Next PRU

To Stiff To Comment



Monday, December 06, 2010

Awal Muharram - Ma'al Hijrah

Here I am 
(image credit : link)
All night, a man called “Allah”
Until his lips were bleeding.
Then the Devil said, “Hey! Mr Gullible!
How comes you’ve been calling all night
And never once heard Allah say, “Here, I am”?
You call out so earnestly and, in reply, what?
I’ll tell you what. Nothing!” 

The man suddenly felt empty and abandoned.
Depressed, he threw himself on the ground
And fell into a deep sleep.
In a dream, he met Abraham, who asked,
Why are you regretting praising Allah?” 

The man said, “ I called and called
But Allah never replied, “Here I am.”
Abraham explained, “Allah has said,
“Your calling my name is My reply.
Your longing for Me is My message to you.
All your attempts to reach Me
Are in reality My attempts to reach you.
Your fear and love are a noose to catch Me.
In the silence surrounding every call of “Allah”
Waits a thousand replies ofHere I am.”


Wednesday, December 01, 2010

When An Engineer Stands In As A Doctor

A doctor, who runs a private clinic in a remote area, had no choice one day, but to ask a favor from his engineer buddy.

"Murphy, I am having an emergency situation right now and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients. I will be back by the end of the day". 

"Alright buddy, I'll be there in a minute!" answers Murphy who lives nearby.

At the clinic, the two buddies met.

"I don't have to teach you how to use these simple medical equipments. You are an expert and these are simple equipments. The thermometer, the blood pressure gauge, all the rest are here."

"No problem buddy!" 

"And the medicines for common illnesses, are all in here. You know what they are for. The same ones that you are having in your first-aid box. But in case there is anything that you cannot handle, do not hesitate to call this number. An ambulance will be here right away. Let them handle the patient. Alright buddy?!"

"He..he..he.. Dr. Murphy is here! Don't worry a thing. Go! Settle your problem and be back right here as soon as you can!", said Murphy.

Next couple of hours in the evening, the doctor returns to the clinic and asks: "So, Dr. Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. "

"Bravo Murphy buddy, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're indeed a locum at this clinic! And what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:

'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' lord Jesus Murphy, what did you do, doctor Sir?!!!" asks the doctor.

(Image credit : Shutterstock)

"I put drops in her eyes!"

(taken from group posts - original author unknown)

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